Reviewed by R. Alvarez
Are you the type that loves going to Coney Island and being surrounded by the noise and the lights and the smells; to have every sense aflame with gritty tastelessness? Do you especially want to go on the ride that turns you upside down and then spins you backwards and then while it’s doing that, shakes you back and forth until you’re a mass of scrambled you? Then hell, have I got the vibe for you. The grrltoyz Platinum Fusion II dual action vibrator is designed for those who are looking to blow their fuse box by moving a bunch of things around at once.
Some of the many wonderful things about Platinum Fusion II (aside from the feeling that you’re sitting astride something named after a Bond girl) are that it’s an affordable version of the Vibratex double-trouble design and it still gets the job done. It’s got a head full of pearls that rotate within a skin so that when it’s inside, it creates a sensation that one really doesn’t get from a “bio partner.” The snuffling elephant that sits halfway down the shaft is glad to give some high vibrations tickle to your clit (right side up) or your asshole (turned upside down)—which makes it the most considerate elephant on the dole. PLUS, these little nubs placed about 4 inches down the shaft create an extra ridge to offset the little rings all throughout the “tool.” Imagine a wrinkled giant’s finger with growths that you don’t mind…did I mention the settings? You can control the speed as well so that it’s up to you to decide if you want the giant’s finger to wag slowly or quickly.
Now the spoiler: Remember we talked about your senses on fire at Coney Island? And you were all “I love it when my senses are aflame!”-- Well, the Platinum Fusion II also alights the sense of smell. When you pull it from the package, it’s got a strong sweet smell and that’s the smell of jelly rubber. I recommend only using jelly rubber toys with non-latex condoms and here’s why: jelly rubber vibes contain latex and phthalates, which are the same chemicals used in household solvents. Because no one puts the money into researching the effects of sex toys, no one knows what effect this can have on your innards, but ladies and gentlemen, better safe than solvent.
With that public service announcement out of the way, I would recommend you buy yourself a box of condoms, a pack of four AA batteries, double check your constitution and get in line for the ride. GrrlToyzPlatinumFusionII
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