Reviewed by M. Blythe
I surprised my lover with the Incognito Tickling Dust Brush with Berry Powder by grrl toyz. It was cute, pink and looked like it could heat up any foreplay session.
A few nice qualities off the bat: It looked a bit like a big pink makeup brush, so you could easily travel with it and not be embarrassed if you were to get tagged by airport security for one of those random luggage searches, and it's water resistant which is always nice.
Okay, so we both gave it a go thought it could be fun for a little female and male oral pleasure. In both cases, the person on the receiving end was kind of enjoying the odd ticklish vibrating sensations, but the person doing the work ended up very unhappy.
On initial contact, the first taste of the berry powder was nice. But moments later we were grossed out when the chemical aftertaste kicked in and wouldn't go away.
"This device confuses me," he said. "And, I've got this pink powder all up my nose!"
"Ick, accckkkk, yulch,” I said, trying to stifle my hacking and gagging, so as not to ruin the mood, as I was reaching back into my throat with my fingers to try to retrieve the many lost brush bristles that went astray.
Afterwards, we both sat stunned for a few moments and tried to figure out if we should try to get the bristles out of our throats or if we should just drink water and try to swallow them. Finally, we both padded into the bathroom to try to wipe away that chemical flavor with toothpaste. I am happy to say that round two did NOT include the toy or the powder.
We awoke to sunshine streaming through the window, looked around the room and the foggy confusion of events from the night before came pounding back into our heads. We grimaced at the mess of the raspberry dust covered night table revealing what looked like a mixture of an explosion at the cotton candy factory. And, we both still tasted like funky day-old raspberry.
We both agreed this toy was definitely not worth the trouble.
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