Reviewed by M. Walansky
Don is the first toy I’ve ever named.
True story: One of my closest friends is also a coworker of mine in the sex trade. After a recent visit to our home base, we went out for dinner and drinks. Of course, our new toys were our favorite conversation topic. We were out to dinner at a pretty family-friendly restaurant, and had to talk in code. So, my 7 inches of blue jelly dong henceforth received the name Don.
We were very excited about Don, and I vowed to try him first thing that night. Yes, all dongs are pretty much the same thing; they’re dildos. And jelly dongs are jellyfish dongs.
However, my Don is special. Blue, yes. Which is a little, um, weird. However, he is twisted at the tip making him anatomically designed to please me. There is also a nifty suction cup at the bottom which allows for greater flexibility during play. The possibilities had me all aflutter even as I sipped my margarita.
Well, they always say the first time ain’t so hot. And while I have experienced, obviously, phalluses of the real kind, and of the vibe kind, this was my first dong. And I was to discover I am a vibration kind of girl. I like vibes. They do the work for me; the sensations stimulate and get me going. This is especially important if you are more about clitoral than vaginal orgasms (which I normally lean toward). G Freak, though, it’s more of a collaborative experience…and, well, if I was going to collaborate, I wouldn’t be doing so with a blue dong.
G Freak wasn’t bad. If you get yourself started with another toy or with your fingers (or a partner) the blue dong is a pretty nice experience. And it does feel pretty anatomically correct. Do you want to practice your deep-throat technique? Use your mouth to get it lubed up, and see how deep you can get it in your mouth. (I got it in pretty much all the way to the balls—now, THAT’S talent.) And this practice will get it nice and lubed up for when you try using it down below. Rub its now-moistened tip against your clit and then slowly work inward…it’s nice. And, if you feel like utilizing that suction cup. (Have any hard floors anywhere?) It may be a perfect way of trying out that new position you’ve been hearing about…
I still maintain I’m more a vibe kind of girl, but if I need to have one dong, Don will be the one for me. GFreakBlueJellyDong
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