Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Want to visit the future? Erotically? Well, thanks to California Exotic Novelties you can! Their extensive Futurotic line is comprised of Hunk dildos, Super-Tight pussies, and various pleasure kits. You could even get a blow job from Jill Kelly’s Lips! My Lover’s Kit contained a battery-operated bullet which they called a micro-stimulator (Future-speak, no doubt) and three squishy bullet-hungry toys which they called sleeves (Beam me up, Sexy!).
The Lover’s Kit included a fluttering flower, a teasing tongue, and a stroking penis. I suppose the marketing department couldn’t come up with a proper alliteration for the word penis. Pumping? Pecking? Punctual? The toy box doted on its Futurortic Material, which felt like no sex toy that I had fondled before. It was soft and felt like a balloon filled with Jell-O. I wondered if it was too soft to cause any orgasmic damage. Each attachment came with a hole for the bullet and a loop-like ring on the bottom to stick a finger or slip a willing dick into. The material is slick enough that the toy doesn’t really need a healthy dose of lube, a wet pussy would even be enough to get the action happening.
I (sensually) put three batteries, six were included, into the bullet and gave that a test run without the attachments. The low power was not particularly exciting but once I switched the micro-stimulator into high gear it felt like River Dance on my twat. I found that when the bullet was slipped into a sleeve the pulsating was dulled to a meager Lord of the Dance vibration.
The first attachment I tested was the teasing tongue, the tongue being the king of all things foreplay. All three toys were designed with careful detail; the vibrating Tongue from the Future came complete with small life-like bumps. The toy is great for rubbing up and down someone’s body for anyone whose own tongue gets tired or is suffering from a mean case of lockjaw. To my surprise when kept long enough, and pressed hard enough, against my pink lips I received a clit-o-gasm I wasn’t expecting. The future really was looking bright!
The other two attachments were, sadly, not as clitastic. The fluttering flower neither fluttered nor bloomed. This piece is good for nipple play and would be the most effective of the three strapped onto a real-life cock and banged away with. The Stroking Penis was about two inches long, which even at the highest bullet speed lost its shake, rattle, and rolling by the tip of the futuro-cock. The flimsiness made insertion a daunting task and had the tendency to hide the farthest away from the G-Spot it could get. This attachment could be a generous addition to any ass play event.
The “Futurotic” material really was unique and felt tantalizing as it molded itself against my naughty parts. Just don’t expect a clit-quake from the micro-stimulator. All in all, this could be a great toy for couples who are new to each other’s erogenous zones and want to engage in some sexploration. FuturoticLover’sKit
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