Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Nothing says naughtiness will get its fair punishment like keeping a paddle around the house. Whips can bring the sting and leave marks but a few rounds with a paddle and you get a deep pain and the kind of bruises that you feel every time you sit down the next day. The Double Slapper Paddle is sexy enough to keep on your coffee table. The clean, black faux leather have two layers to give the spank a louder, more theatrical, slapping sound when it pounds against the skin of your disobedient slave. This is a handsome spanker with its heart-shaped center and shiny metal studs. Flip the paddle around and use those metal studs to your advantage. Trust me, they hurt.
After spanking chairs, sofas, beds, my sleeping roommate, my unsuspecting cats who now live in constant fear, I was ready to bring the paddle out to test my skill on the general public and try not to get arrested in the process. The slim size is perfect to hide discreetly in a back pocket. It was a costume party but if you come with a whip, handcuffs, and a paddle in pocket you really don’t have to dress up as Dorothy or a pirate of the Caribbean. If anyone had anything to say about it, I was prepared.
To announce my arrival, I bent my slave over and gave him a merciless beating. It was fun! A rather drunk man stumbled up to me to get some pain administration so I put him against a wall and tore in to him with my whip. When he became weakening and looked like he wanted the beating to be over I pushed him hard against the wall and told him I was going to hit him three more times. I laid in once, and then twice with the whip then without my whipping post noticing I took out the paddle for his final hit. I pulled back and whammed the paddle hard on his ass. Out of shock he fell to his knees in pain. I was really having fun!
Once the paddle came out everyone wanted a spanking. Maybe it was the drinking, or maybe I was just in a room full of perverts but I put that paddle to work, maybe a little too much because the handle broke. That was it for the slapper until I could get home and put some staples in it. The cardboard inside the faux leather is rather weak, but I am rough on toys, and on slaves. I look for a better built paddle with less flimsiness. For the amateur fetishist, this pretty paddle will spank the naughtiness out of your lover, or maid. Lay that person over your knee, take a few hits in sexy succession getting the slapping of the leather louder and louder, and show them who is in charge. I suggest keeping a stapler handy for breakage and an inflatable donut for your slave’s bruised bottom. FetishDoubleSlapperPaddle
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