Reviewed by A. Marquardt
The thing about the penis is that it resides in a textural land somewhere between hard and soft, a grey area of stiff versus flexible that is particular to that organ. Because of this unique structure, it is very difficult to replicate it with any accuracy; this, in part, explains the vast number of artificial penises claiming to be ULTRA REALISTIC or LIFE LIKE or what have you. The thing I like about the Eve’s Slim Pink Pleaser is that it makes no such claims, but effectively reaches the goal of coming close to replicating the real thing nonetheless (except, of course, for the bright fuchsia color). Hard where it needs to be hard, soft where it needs to be soft, and of an average size, this is a great toy for someone who isn’t sure about the prospect of toys.
Powered by two AA batteries (not included), Eve’s Slim Pink Pleaser provides a moderate amount of vibration along with its approximate 7-inch length and slim 1-inch width. If you do use lube, which may or may not be necessary, you do need to ensure that it’s rubber compatible, so talk to your local sex toy purveyor or do your research online to make sure you’re not mixing things that shouldn’t be mixed. All the parts work fine; the on/off switch, a dial at the base, lets you control the intensity of the vibration, and the whole thing is totally waterproof as well. What I liked about it in the shower was the bit of flexibility I had – just enough to get the Pink Pleaser into position, but not so much that the toy was flopping around and useless.
Perhaps the nicest feature about this toy is that it’s not terribly intimidating. Say you have a partner who’s reluctant to introduce toys into your play; this is a perfect starter. It’s small enough not to freak out either women or men who don’t have much experience with sharing toys during sex, but big enough to provide pleasure and stimulation. Plus, the fact that it’s pink screams “this is a toy! I’m not competing with you! I’m here to help!” which somehow makes the introduction of toys into your routine with a new person a little easier. And the little nubby bits at the base, intended to provide additional stimulation, really do up the ante a little bit.
At its current price, this toy definitely won’t break the bank and would be a great “second-level” toy for someone who’s tried one or two vibrators, but is still exploring what they do and don’t like about their toy stash. Fun, basic, and riding that line between hard and soft, Eve’s Pink Pleaser has made my day (quite a few times). Eve'sSlimPinkPleaser
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