Reviewed by SexHerald Staff
The Eroscillator Top Deluxe is like the golden fleece of the vibrator world. Too many of us waste time searching for the perfect vibrator only to get bored with it after a few weeks. There’s nothing wrong with continually adding to your collection, as long as you have the funds to do so, but wouldn’t it be nice to have one vibe that could satisfy you in your many moods? Well call off the Argonauts; your search is over. This golden vibe is sure to satisfy your many desires and comes backed with the recommendation of Dr. Ruth, the reigning queen of human sexuality, who claims it is “worth its weight in gold.” After trying this oscillating wonder just once, you’re sure to agree.
Appearing as it does in the packaging with all of its various attachments and the complimentary Dr. Ruth DVD, the Eroscillator may appear daunting at first. Plug-in vibrators are not nearly as common as cordless, so even this may be a reason for some to avoid trying this vibe. Don’t let the cord dissuade you. With 12’ of cord, the Eroscillator provides you with more than enough room to move. The advantage of a plug-in vibe is that you never need worry about the batteries running out. Too often I’ve been in the mood for a little self-love and reach for my vibe only to have the juice give out half way through, and I’m not talking about mine. The Eroscillator avoids this problem entirely, allowing for hours of uninterrupted fun.
Because I had the pleasure of trying the Eroscillator Top Deluxe model, I got to enjoy six vibrator heads on four attachments, instead of the four that come with the Plus model. Each attachment should be given its chance to tempt you toward orgasm, despite the odd appearance of some of them. Included in this set is the Cup and Ball heads; The cup is bowl shaped whereas the ball has three small nubs on it. Also included are the Grapes head, which has ten clustered nubs; the Cockscomb head, which attaches to the grapes head ands looks like the crest of a helmet; the French Legionnaire's mustache, which has soft bristles on either side of the penis head; and the Seven Pearls of the Orient, which bears a striking resemblance to anal beads. All of the attachments were delightful, and surprisingly quick to change. As an added bonus, the Eroscillator is as quiet as it claims to be, a bonus that puts it miles ahead of its competitors. While checking out the enclosed book and DVD might seem goofy, don’t miss out on the excellent tips provided by Dr. Ruth; she’s not considered one of the top purveyors of sexual knowledge for nothing.
I won’t lie to you; the Eroscillator is an investment. Because of its large price tag, it’s not something you can buy at the drop of a hat. But just like you look for quality in other big purchases like a car or a house, so should you look for the same in vibrators. The Eroscillator is worth every penny, and with all the various attachments, you won’t be looking for another vibe for a long time. If you’re looking to get the Cadillac of the vibrator world, look no further. Once the Eroscillator is yours, you’re likely to become a recluse in your bedroom, a la Charlotte on Sex and the City. Just remember to unplug once in a while and go out for a little social interaction. Eroscillator2SensualMassager
 Email this review to a friend
|
