Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Aw, the double-sided dildo. This brilliant invention is almost exclusively used by two women to mutually get each other’s rocks off. Working together. Sharing Orgasms. Go, Team, Go! After a hot and heavy round of foreplay, there is almost nothing more sexually rewarding than simultaneously sliding in and out of a double dong.
Double-sided dildos are like flowers, any color and any size can be yours. Most of them are made from your standard issue porous rubber material, but there are also harder plastic versions. Appropriately so, it’s a double-sided coin for the double-sided dildo. The harder plastic versions allow shaping and a stiffness to keep the thruster hitting all the right places but the inflexibility can sometimes limit the vast amount of positions the limp rubber variety can provide. On the other hand, the tendency of a two-headed rubber cock to never stay in both of the intended orifices can be downright frustrating.
It is a playful pink, slick rubber, 17-inch mega dong, with an inch long shaft head on each side. This is big-league pussy action, and I can be honest with you dear reader, I was a bit intimidated with this bad boy’s girth and length, even if only half of it would be in me. This pink piranha is so, for lack of a better word, floppy that an adventurous lady could easily get one side in the pink and the other in the, for lack of a better word, stink.
The objective of using a siamese shlong is to get the dong-a-long so deep in each other’s bread box that the pussies collide, allowing heavy clit on clit rubbing. There are various positions to aid in this sexy endeavor. I enjoy when both women are in crab walk position, titter-tottering back and forth. Once you have achieved all-in, pole position the chance of slippage is reduced greatly. When a dong comes as super-sized as this one, it is much harder to achieve. At one point, I pulled my side out and continued ramming my partner till she came.
When the dong is THIS big, in proper MacGyver fashion, you can wrap a (clean) rubber band snug around the middle of the sex snake; it may take a few loops around to get it tight enough to stay put. This way during the play you and your partner can know who’s got the hungrier pussy, tug-o-war style. Once that dildo gets lubed up and wet from action the rubber band can serve as a great gripper to really bang away on your partner when she gets close to orgasm.
Due to the size of this pink powerhouse, many fun positions can be experimented with (I suggest, with your hands as assistants, to give the doggie style position a go), and makes for a far more creative bedroom. Don’t forget about that shower! DoubleDong
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