Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
“Love Yourself” is Fun Factory’s suggestive motto, and the self-love becomes a playful adventure into the fornicating forest with their vibrating snails, moles, dolphins, and even a baby bug, oh my! This Germany-based company brings you entertainingly unique love toys of all shapes and colors, some are even rechargeable. Now, that’s saving the world one orgasm at a time. In America, there are little to no sex toy regulations in materials and design. The pleasure product industry is one of the few places the government, surprisingly, does not want to get their hands on. This leaves the market inundated with low-grade plastic materials that could be dangerous to your health. This is not the case in Germany, where the government regulates what materials are going inside you making toys sturdy and safe. Fun Factory’s Dinky Digger, for example, is built tougher than that German boxer in Rocky IV.
The name, Dinky Digger, and the aesthetic, a cute mole/groundhog/small animal thing holding a flower, makes this toy more approachable for newbies to the self-sexing game. What's amusing about the sherbet-orange colored, coyly smiling critter isn’t going to make any panties wet till the batteries have been (sensually) inserted and the digger starts dancing.
The packaging is so clean and unsuspecting of its contents that it could be on the shelf of Wal-Mart. The bottom of the dildo looks like the little guy is standing in a patch of grass, and when the love stick is inserted the course terrain gives a pleasurable massage to your pink lips. The control wheel is located at the bottom of the vibrator and is a breeze to adjust no matter where or how deep that Dinky Digger is burrowing. It has several shaking settings that are so easy to change you could use as little as a pinkie finger or a rambunctious tongue. At the top of the little mole-that-could is his upward pointing nose that hammers back and forth searching for a G-Spot to pound on. When it finds yours, trust me, it is orgasm inducing. The only drawback I found was that the little guy is only 4-inches long and once the action gets climactic it can be swallowed whole by a highly aroused pussy. When my lab partner was nearing sexual apex, I found myself clutching the very end of the dancing dong with the tips of two of my fingers.
Want the wet to get wetter? Take the Dinky Digger in the shower! The website insists the toy is built “splash proof." For the self-stimulating starter, this entertaining little critter makes personal pleasing less intimidating. Or, for the more avid collector this could be a fun addition to any toy chest. All in all, if there was a sex toy Olympics Germany’s Fun Factory would come away with the gold metal. DinkyDigger
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