Reviewed by R. Alvarez
You’ve been on the hunt for just the right dildo: a dildo with heft but nothing too unruly, a cyberglass wand that’s sexy to look at and doesn’t look like a big, used bong; a toy that’s easy to clean, store and won’t loose its steam after four steamy self-love sessions. Great news: You may have just found your El Doradildo.
Adam and Eve’s Curved Beaded Glass Dildo has something for every orifice you love to vacation in. The lack of creativity in the name is more than made up by its adventurous form and top-notch craftsmanship. Measuring in at a thoughtful 7.5 inches long with a width that flares from 1-2 inches and a curve that gently goosenecks for about 2.5 inches, this is a great G-spotter for ladies and P-spotter for boys. The glass dildo has four generous speed bumps that double as a fantastic grip and enough of a flared base to make it an attentive anal companion. For those of our fair readers that are looking for a nice oral fix, you’ll find the tip ridges an interesting ride for your tongue and the material strong enough to resist even the most passionate bite marks. Though the corkscrew tip doesn’t quite match the screw threads of a person’s, ahem, pinker anatomy, the attempt is lots of fun!
This ambidextrous toy is great for both self-pleasure as well as couple play. The grip screams “lube me up all you want, I won’t slip out of your hands!”—a dexterity faux pas that can put a damper on any hot evening. However, if you want to utilize every winning inch, the base sits solidly in the palm for fun staking-the-vampire sort of scenes. This lavender lover may look like a blushing beauty but it has the kind of weight and solidity that makes this the first toy you’d reach for to defend your house against a prowler. At the very least, the burglar will fall to the ground with cartoon phallo encircling his head; at very most, he’ll make a b-line with the glass dildo under his arm. But hell, at 20 bucks an ogasma-pop, this dildo is a sex-toy bargain and you’ll be able to afford the replacement without waiting for your next paycheck to clear.
Points are lost for the inability for the cyberglass to hold the cold—at the suggestion of the packaging, I put my new best friend in the fridge for half an hour and awaited the surge of sensation. Perhaps overly sensitive to conductivity, my dildo picked up on my body temperature within seconds and warmed right up. So if you’re looking for an arctic blast, better keep a bowl of ice water by the bed so you can “recharge” when needed. Additionally, the little red velvet carrying case that the glass dildo comes along with looks so much like a dog’s red rocket when in use, it’s a little disconcerting.
All (inches) in all (bits), this amazingly dexterous and sexy toy gets an A+ on its dildo report card: flexible, smart, quick to respond and plays well with others! CurvedBeadedGlassDildo
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