Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Once you have played with countless glass pieces, 18-inch double-sided dildos, double penetration toys, and even vegetables a bullet with plastic sleeves looks, dare I say, childish. Kids play to the aficionado, the Bullet Blaster from Adam and Eve might be the perfect stimulator for the beginners. Nothing wrong with that, we all must start cumming from somewhere.
The Bullet Blaster has several advantages to the run-of-the mill bullet. First off, it comes with a plastic case. Most toys don’t come with proper storage which leads to multiple washings. This shaking seed has several little add-on friends with different textures. Bumpy, swirling, rough, colorful little sleeves, it was like Easter—until I tried to get the little buggers on. There were no instructions, and it took me damn near 10 minutes. There was frustration. Throwing things. Yelling. I suggest dressing your bullet up before the sex gets started.
On the Adam and Eve website, a couple people claimed that they actually wore out the bullet and had to get another. Who are these people? Maybe they are confused on the concept of batteries.
The remote looks like it should be connected to a robot or race car or that little mechanical dog that does flips every couple of seconds. Instead, it is a silver shaking bullet with the intent to liven up any clit fest. I wouldn’t suggest sinking it into any orifice, this little guy is meant for external play. Best used during some funky fornication. The base comes with another unoccupied jack. I suppose if you have any other lonely bullets around the house you can invite them to the party. I did try plugging headphones into it. Nothing.
Through sexperiment after sexperiment, I did find the best, most useful way to get thy rocks off with the Bullet Blaster. I’m no Martha Stewart but here is my recipe:
The Shiver Bullet
Ingredients:
1 Bullet blaster (any sleeve will do so long as you can get them on)
1 public place
1 willing and able cumpanion
Prep Time: Just a couple minutes
Cooking Time: About 20 minutes of full on clit shaking
Servings: At least 2 or 3 near orgasms to be finished off at your apartment or closest bathroom.
Directions:
Head to a public place, preferably one that serves up lots and lots of alcohol. As discreetly and sexily possible, detach the bullet from its base and head, or have her head, to the bathroom with it in tow. Secure the quaking egg in a comfortable place as close to the clit as possible. Tight underwear is suggested. Out of the bathroom, reattach the cord and hide the base. Turn it on. Look around. Know that everyone around you has no idea what is going on in your panties. Turn it up. And try to stay quiet. I dare you.
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