Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
There are very few products I get my hands on that make me fall to my knees and thank the god of sex toys for a creation so perfect that I can only weep for joy. Although the last statement might be slightly exaggerated, the Outlaw Annie-O strap-on and The Fix, a thigh harness, have evoked these powerful feelings in me. And very powerful feelings in the lucky ladies that I have strapped on and gave one hell of a pony ride to. Outlaw is a Seattle-based company making high-quality leather products designed smart and attractive to the eye. The Outlaw is to strap-on what Xerox is to copy machine, Kleenex to tissue.
I am smitten with the Annie-O. This strap-on dotes on its feminine side with a playful, visually enticing corset backing that reminds one of the slutty, but street tough, bartender at the old times saloon with swinging doors and piano players that are always getting shot. She owns the room, and with this strap you could easily own anyone in your bedroom. The sheriff’s badge will let your lover know who is boss in this here bed. I am all for any toy that can facilitate a little role playing. (Cop and robber, cowboy and Indian, police and Britney Spears, the possibilities are endless!)
The magic of the Annie-O is that it rides low on the hips allowing the harness area to perfectly encapsulate the wearer’s clit. Essentially, the harder you buck your partner the more action is happening against all the right places on you. The fit is comfortable and discreet allowing the voyeur to wear the strap out on the town hidden under clothes just in case the need for a quickie in a public bathroom may arise. If that isn’t enough, the simple yet ingenious design of the snap-open harness effortlessly allows a double dildo or back-to-back dildos to be easily inserted (literally).
I must admit, it took a few moments to wrap my mind around wrapping a harnessed dildo around my thigh. The possibilities! The positions! Bringing someone to orgasm using only my leg! The Fix adjusted easily and looked stunning on my thigh. Finding the closest chair, I sat back and let the cowgirl ride me into the sunset. It was rather intense. As an extra added bonus, there is a slot for a bullet (for vibrating, not shooting) right where the clit will be grinding.
The Fix is ingenious. There was something so passionate about laying a lady down and pushing the cock in and out of her with the natural motion of the body. Working it slow and easy, she came hard and was hungry for a harder sexing. Obliging to her wants, I pushed myself up on my knees to get a better angle for faster pumping. This was the only time things became a little weird for me with the Outlaw products. The in and out was choppy and felt a bit like I was on my knees trying to kick a soccer ball over and over. It wasn’t sexy on my end but she got off and that’s all that matters, so GOAL!
I have saddled up on my fair share of bad strap-on harnesses in my day. The fumbly, the refuses-to-stay-in-place, the (gasp) Velcro! Nothing is worse than getting all hot and bothered and having to waste valuable minutes fighting, adjusting, and in desperate moments, hog tying your strap into position. The sexiness (and/or horniness) of the moment can get lost rather quickly. You want to be able to get your lover on a pool table, against a wall, bent over a table, pull it out and go to town. Wham, bam, thank you ma’am style. Annie-O and The Fix were simple to prepare, stayed in place, and gave me some of the best rolls in the sheets. You have made this cowgirl very happy.
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