Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
Is double penetration the new brown? Filling up all available holes with as much sex as possible is a fun and easy way to produce those orgasmic screams that shatter dishes in your neighbor’s apartment. Opposed to a harder dildo or cock, packing the back with butt beads gives a softer, longer, more filling sensation. Don’t forget the utter sexiness of sliding a string of beads in, in, in that chocolate love tunnel. Once those balls are secure, you can concentrate your efforts on other erogenous areas.
Adam and Eve’s Booty Balls are about the size of ping pong balls. There are five of them with a nylon string at the end to ensure retrieval once things get going. They are soft and squishy to the touch, as if they are little balloons filled with flour.
Now, to be honest I am not an aficionado of getting my brown-eyed girl plummeted.Luckily, I’m dating a freak. One romantic night, I slammed her crapper full of the balls. Seeing how she has experience with all things anal play (again, freak), I seamlessly got all five in with not much effort once we got the first bead past her tight hole that ultimately plays the role of the asshole doorman. Practice makes perfect and a finger directing the flow when it comes to sinking those little guys into the chocolate starfish.
Once the all the booty balls were all aboard, only the nylon handle was left to see the light of day. This is handy to give a little tug, tug to when the time is right. The only drawback I found was once she started riding me the cheap braided nylon handle rubbed her the wrong way causing irritation. I popped one ball out and resumed play causing an orgasm that would have made a porn star blush.
I gave my roommate my extra pair for his birthday thinking myself a sexual martyr for bestowing him with a magical gift that kept giving. This was to be his first set of anal beads. Sadly enough he likened the experience to being penetrated with a broken bottle even with some coercing and fluffing with three fingers. He also advised not using Vaseline with the balls, making crude references to the goo that made the toaster in Ghostbusters 2 dance. Booty Balls may not find their place in the heart or asses of anal bead virgins, but for the rear-end kings and queens out there this is a (butt) hole in one. Once you pop you really can’t stop. No if, ands, or butts about it. Adam&EveSensafirmBootyBalls
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