Reviewed by M. Blythe
As the old adage says, roses are red, violets are blue, but next time you want to send your lover a bouquet of flowers, send them a bouquet of massager attachments instead. Adam & Eve's Mystic Massager has a fragrant colorful selection of attachments that beat a handful of flowers hands down any day. This massager and all of the four included attachments are happy purple in color and each attachment will be as appreciated as a dozen long-stem red roses.
The massager itself looks kind of like a handheld mixer that you might find in your kitchen cabinet. My favorite part? It’s electric with a 68-inch cord, which to me means NO BATTERIES!!! After prolonged use, the massager started to get a bit hot, but so did I.
The overall design of the massager is great—very easy to hold on your own. You can even ride it if you get creative. (Highly recommended.) It's a perfect toy when you want some alone time or it would also be great to use with your lover for great foreplay, errr… um, I mean massage.
Choose from two speeds (slow or fast), which are well marked. It's easy to switch between the two and both are impressively quiet (if you have little daisies in the next room). Although, the slow speed oddly seems more powerful than the fast for some reason. But, they both give nice vibrations.
Flowers need a little attention to lengthen their lifespan and increase their vitality, and such is the case with the Mystic Massager. After use, the massager can be cleaned with a cloth rinsed in soapy water and the attachments should be removed and cleaned with warm water and antibacterial soap. Benzene or other volatile cleaning agents should not be used. And, the whole thing should be kept in a dry place (as opposed to your bathroom).
The attachments Target, Tease, Spot On and Spice are easy to attach and detach, are soft and smooth to the touch, and made without phthalates.
The most beautiful bouquet of flowers include different kinds of flowers, to fit all your different moods—same with the Mystic Massager. Just in the mood for a massage? No problem. Give the Spot On attachment a try. It's round and gives a great massage, or try out the Tease attachment: It's bulbous and angular with a smooth indentation on one side. If you're feeling a bit more adventurous, I'd suggest the Spice. This attachment has pleasure bumps, ridges and feels incredible in all sorts of places. When you're ready to be naughty check out the Target, which mimics a massaging finger but adds small pleasure bumps and is very, very friendly.
This is not the most powerful massager, but it makes up for it in easy to operate simplicity. I loved it. Adam&EveMysticMassager
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