Reviewed by B.I. Laureano
Anything that is marketed as “having amazing sex in any position” is going to pique my interest, yet I’m going to be a bit suspicious at the same time. This was my reaction to the Adam & Eve Inflatable Position Master.
This is not a traditional sex toy, but it does fall into the space of more than an accessory. The Inflatable Position Master is in the middle of the two; it’s in the ‘taint’ if you will. The first thing you’ll notice with this toy is the packaging. The box has five positions that couples are in on the front and then eight more positions around the box.
Once you open the box, you will find a folded package and a free eye mask may slip out, too, like it did in mine! The package is black and has a velvety fabric. There are also two plastic handgrips on either side of the wedge and the nozzle to inflate and deflate the wedge. At first I thought, ‘Why is this material velvet? Won’t that be a bit gross when you mix in lube or any other bodily fluid?’ I also wondered if I would want to have sex after I spent however long it would take to inflate the wedge. ‘Wouldn’t I be out of breath?’ I decided to focus on these two options along with if it really did help make any position I got into amazing!
Because the toy is inflatable, you must inflate it, just like a balloon or beach ball, which means you have to exhale into the nozzle. The wedge is not a small thing; it’s very close to 2 feet in length and width, and so it took a good amount of time to inflate this wedge. I definitely had to make sure I had this ready to go before I wanted to have sex, so the spontaneity of using the wedge wasn’t really all that spontaneous since it took up a good amount of space in my room and closet.
When I finally put it to use with my partner, we were impressed. For some oral fun, we both had the opportunity to not break our necks to get to one another. I was able to have my partner put their hips on the wider/higher part of the wedge so I could access all the genitals I wanted along with providing a little anal play, something I knew my partner would be into. But, I just never had the ability to reach all the parts in most of our oral play. When it was time for some penetrative action, I’ll admit that our favorite position is doggy style and this did help, but not a lot. For example, while I was bent over I wondered how much different this wedge would be in comparison to a pillow or two—I wouldn’t have to inflate the pillows, that’s for sure!
Neither of us used the handgrips, and if we were not careful we would have pushed the nozzle out and deflated the toy pretty quickly. We both were conscious that the wedge was new and inflatable the entire time and that didn’t put us completely at ease using it together. The velvet fabric I had worried about kind of made sense. It was easy to stay put with the fabric depending on how hard my partner was thrusting. However, when I got a little sweaty, it was uncomfortable to be on for much longer. I kind of felt like the material got matted, but it didn’t; it just felt that way. Plus, my tits had to go over the wedge, which made me a bit cold and made it difficult for my partner to reach over and grab them! I definitely did not appreciate this additional barrier to our usual touch. I can’t imagine a good way to wash this wedge and don’t know how often I’d want to use it after it got a bit jazzy or covered with any other fluid. There are no care instructions included in the box, so your guess is as good as mine.
Yet, I can see how this would be a great addition to a toy chest, especially for folks who may have lower back problems or disabilities that may not allow them to fully bend or move in a particular position. The wedge does provide some more ease to certain positions, but not all. So, take several deep breaths before deciding to get this wedge.
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