Reviewed by Tobly McSmith
There are several things that you can proudly display on your nightstand that might have your prospective lay a bit weary. The imagination runs wild with possibilities! Depending on who you coaxed home from the bar that night, the EZ Desensitizing Spray might be that nightstand addition that makes them either drop their underwear or drop you. The bottle begs the question: What are you going to do to my sweet, innocent ass? I have found it tends to need more care than most orifices unless you have taken a fist, baseball bat, or a baseball and a fist. Then a little numbing up before entry might be in order. But take heed young adventurous ass-tronaut, a cautionary tale awaits you at the end of this review. The magic of the EZ Desensitizing Spray is in its most dominant chemical agent. Lidocaine is a common local anesthetic and antiarrhythmic drug. Lidocaine is used topically to relieve itching, burning and pain from skin inflammations. Thank you, Wikipedia. Do you think the inventors Nils Löfgren and Bengt Lundqvist ever thought their precious Lidocaine was to be used to help plummet someone’s tight, puckered arse hole? God, I hope so.
EZ can be a bit too easy at times. I’m no doctor but I’m going to try to speak like one. When you sedate an area, it loses the ability to signal you as to when it’s getting a little more than it can handle. Pain acting as red flag altering trouble. And when that aforementioned area is the precious tissues of your delicate anus and the thrusting gets hot and heavy with no heads up on when too much is bordering on dangerous, there might be trouble brewing. It’s like getting your ass handed to you on a plate, figuratively speaking.
Not being able to feel what is going on in your backdoor glory hole can stop you from important red flags like ripping (cringe), tearing (shivers), and ultimately bleeding (dry heaves). I know. From experience. Luckily for me, it was secondhand experience but all the same it was my sheets that needed the cleaning in the morning.
Spraying the EZ solution on her ass was the easy part; the oily liquid also acted as a good lubricant. Sliding right in I gave my girl a proper finger bang and at the moment of climax, which was obvious to me from her yells of “I’m coming,” I look down only to see a bloody hand. Do I stop or finish? Oh what a double-edged dildo I was dealing with. In the name of safety and my slutty lady being able to sit the next day, I stopped.
EZ spray makes it more comfortable to get a hard pounding on your little hole that could, but probably shouldn’t be used too much. But to each his own and in the slightly altered words of the great Hannibal Lector, it puts the spray on its bum AND it gets the hose again.
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