Reviewed by L. Raphael
When you're given a so-so vibrator to work with, it's a lot like being with a boring lover. But possibly better… You can take the time to work with it, teach it, even manipulate it until you get yours. But then again, as we all know, there's only so much you can do before you just need to take matters into your own expert hands. And when I set aside the CyberSilicone Clit Suction G-Vibe to get myself off? No hurt feelings.
I've tried out enough vibrating phalluses to have a fairly discerning palette. I thought that this one was bringing something new to the table with a promise of clitoral suction—a perfect remedy to the monotonous sex toy (not to mention just the medicine I would need when my orally proficient man was out of town for two weeks…) But even though the vibrations were decent, and the toy was waterproof and phthalate-free, I didn't experience any of the suction I was promised.
So if you're looking for the best orgasm of your life, keep looking. Even the optimist in me was skeptical when I saw the clitoral contraption: nothing more than a curved bowl with small rubber spikes protruding from it and meant to hit your clit when inserting the vibrator. The vibrations barely even reach the bowl, and the suction is nonexistent. For its retail value (plus the cost of two AAAs), you'd be better off buying a juicy porn and dealing with the situation yourself.
First time tapping into your G-spot potential? The smaller size is ideal for virgin territory—as long as you're not scared off by the purple penis head. In fact, that wrinkled tip might be the only way your clit is going to get any action with the G-Vibe.
I have a very understanding man; that is, one who tolerates my stack of sex toys: vibrators, dildos, vibrating dildos, ticklers, blindfolds, handcuffs…He'll use them with me and is compliant in experimenting and helping me get through my bag of tricks. Yet, there was definitely a smug look in his eyes when the G-Vibe failed to meet my wet expectations. There probably had been just a teensy bit of fear when he read the title of the toy, but thankfully for him, it didn’t live up to its promise.
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