The makers of the drug Viagra ™, Pfizer (AFP), have conducted a worldwide sex survey which revealed Mexicans were the happiest in the sack while the French spend the most time there. Southeast Asians apparently derive the least pleasure and satisfaction from sex.

AFP conducted a survey which involved 13,000 people across 27 countries. The data revealed that across the globe, the average frequency with which people have sex is 6.5 times a month, with half of people saying they were satisfied with their sex lives.

Peter Lim, a urologist, stated southeast Asians were the least satisfied due to poor sexual performance brought on by increased levels of stress from higher standards of living, as well as unhealthy diets and eating habits.