People have been looking for a pill for everything. They may have found the pill to end all pills: clomipramine, the orgasm pill.

Clomipramine, intended as an antidepressant, reduces the sex drive of 95 percent of those who take it. But for a lucky 5 percent, the pill causes orgasm during yawning. For an even luckier population, the pill causes the urge to yawn (and experience instantaneous orgasms). Side effects disappear after disuse.

Some of the lucky ones have opted to continue taking the pill for the effect. Some find it very awkward for therapy.

Strangely, the pill has also been found effective in treating separation anxiety for codependent canines. Other effects on the dogs are not noted.