“Modern bombs don’t tick,” the airline employee tells Ed Norton’s character. “Nine times out of ten, it’s an electric razor. But every once in awhile… it’s a dildo.” 

This scene from the movie Fight Club became a reality for a hapless resident of Gothenburg, Sweden. A janitor discovered a vibrating package in a garage of the apartment building where he worked and immediately called the police. The bomb squad was contacted to assess the situation, but they didn’t find a bomb. Instead, they discovered a battery-operated sex toy happily buzzing away inside of the package. A police spokesperson says that the batteries were dying by the time the bomb squad “disarmed” the device.